Chewing the fat

Verb phrase meaning giving oral sex to a man. To give someone a blowjob.

For example:

Tom was chewing the fat with Eddy.
-is the same as-
Tom was giving head to Eddy.

Tom was chewing the fat with Eddy.

Margo was chewing the fat with Ryan.

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fat boy cute girl

The best duo of best friends everrrr. They smile all day and make fun of each other but they know that they will always have each other's backs. And the boy is very fat still he means the world to the cute girl and she is very happy to have him. They both are adorable and everyone is jealouf of them

Look at them. They are such a fat boy cute girl pair .

Fat Asshole Farting Toxic

A supposed insult that office PC users use to mock their best friend's weight when they get yelled at in a Fortnite game. The exact meaning behind the phrase is still unknown due to the creator's refusal to explain himself, but many assume it refers to massive gastric inflations in one's body.

Friend: "I told you to revive me."
Office PC user: "I couldn't hear because of your fat asshole farting toxic!"

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Big Fat Roblox Oof

THE MATING CALL FOR HORNY EIGHT YEAR OLD ROBLOXIANS (EXTREME LEVEL)

"Will you be my roblox girlfriend?"
"Big fat roblox oof"

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abercombie and fat bitch

abercrombie and fitch for fatties

amy: " i dont fit in abercrombie and fitch anymore !"
danielle: " you should shop at abercrombie and fat bitch ! like me"
abercombie and fat bitch

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fat kid ain't hungry

To snap on someone, usually following it with extreme violence. Comes from the short video clip on the internet in which it says "Sometimes... the fat kid... just ain't hungry!" and follows with some kids throwing some (presumably) food at a fat kid, and he just walks over and punches one of the kids in the face.

"I hate Duncan, I'm glad he's gone. It's too bad we never got to see anyone go 'fat kid ain't hungry' on him."

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Too lazy to get fat

The predicament whereby the motivation to fetch that delicious chocolate snack is outweighed by your desire to remain where you are (likely to be on the computer or on the couch in front of the TV)

Mark: "Look at all the chocolate in this fridge, I can't believe you're not a fatass David"

David: "I couldn't be bothered going back into the kitchen after fixing my 2 minute noodles for dinner, I guess I'm just too lazy to get fat"

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