Turtle-Fish

Turtle-fish were a legendary race of giant sea monsters, mentioned only in verse from The Hobbit. The last of the Turtle-fish was named Fastitocalon.

Turtle-fish appeared as treacherous islands, capable of drowning seafarers.

Fish day

(ofishal fish day) is on the 24 september, where everyone must where something to do with a fish, bonus points for something really big like fish shoes or a costume, or something really small like a really detailed big fish drawing on the forehead. This was made to celebrate the day of the fish and make fun of the all lives matter campaign due to the sea turtles.

Collette: Did you know that fish day is on your birthday? It ruined it!
Sophia: I know, it made it 10x better!

That dog don't fish

An object, action, or statement that is so absurd it defies standard logic.

Person 1: I have been wearing my pants inside-out all week.
Person 2: Well that dog don't fish, get some sense.

Fishing the squid

(Phrase)
1. the act of being extremely obnoxious particularly in an effort to waste one's time and resources.

2. Hoarding a shared resource without active concern to others use of it.

Why is it taking so long for him to get our food? Is he fishing the squid back there?

Ah fish

50$ Fifty dollars

Aye bro this foo gave me ah fish and said keep the change.

Dusty Fish

A sexual manuever/prank where you take a pinch of dirt or sand and sprinkle it in the pussy, then immediately start fingerbanging the fuck out of it.

Bethenny's pussy was pretty sore after the dusty fish I gave her.

One more fish

1. Means someone on9
2. Means something gets stuck

1. Peter is really one more fish. He deletes the whole production database
2. One more fish! The MTR delays again