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Danny has bananahands and moonboots. Therefore, Danny must be a space monkey.
"Oh man, Danny is such a space monkey."
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Nick name given to a bloke who drives a taxi in knebworth, sleeps for England and moans about debt all day.
FFS is that Northern Monkey not up yet?
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When someone walks in on you masturbating, you proceed to shit in your hand accompanied by monkey noises, and lob the steaming pile at the unfortunate victim.
"Oh god, why are you doing that on the coffee table!?!"
.....
<grunt>
monkey sounds
<plop>
throw poop
SPLAT!
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WALKED IN ON A CAGED MONKEY!
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person not worthy of the fuckin name itself
simple bullshyt
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often seen on the tennis court and enjoys a good skanking.enjoys stealing and throwing fruit....especially oranges and..ahem..bananas.
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A cutesy name a man may call his significant other. The name is intended as a compliment and is used by the man to communicate fondness for a woman. Depending on the woman in question, however, the term may be interpreted as an insult. If the man wants to insure that the female is not offended, he must carefully chose the timing and tone of voice he will use.
The term should be used to describe a female companion when the following criterion have been met:
A) the male loves to call his significant other by cute pet names on a regular basis
B) the male never likes to use the same pet name twice
C) all standard names (e.g. cutey pie, honey pie, sweetie, noogums, sugar, pookie, tenderoni, etc.) have been exhausted.
Example #1
Gentleman: So, how is my favorite little monkey muffin today?
Lady friend: Thanks for asking honey. I am feeling quite good.
Example #2
Gentleman: So, how is my favorite little monkey muffin today?
Lady friend: What the f*** is that supposed mean?
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