dragging a dead cat

making an epic podcast longer than it was expected

those guys from the grupetto were dragging a dead cat again this week

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Kitty-mini-cat

Used to describe a mammal smaller than it's usual size. Usually the word is shouted out as soon as you see the creature.

"There goes my kitty-mini-cat, best dog I've ever had."

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Kitty Cat on a Bicycle

When a girl has a surprisingly long sexual history but you wouldn't know that by looking at her.

Like a kitty cat on a bicycle, that pussy might have racked up some high mileage, but it's still pretty adorable.

I found out my bookish girlfriend was really a Kitty Cat on a Bicycle when she did that thing with her tongue.

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tickle my cat

To touch a mans meat wagon

can you tickle my cat

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Playing cat and mouse

When 2 people are in bed. One is blindfolded and the others shoves a chunk of cheese up their ass. The blindfolded person then finds the cheese with their nose and sniffs it out.

That chick was so fast at playing cat and mouse

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Cat Got Your Tongue

When you or someone else cannot speak verbally. Usually when a secret got told, or something surprising happened.

Example -

Person 1 - So, how was the show?
Person 2 - Um.. I-.. Ugh..
Person 1 - What? Cat got your tongue again?

Person 2 - Ugh... um.. no.. I mean.. uhh..

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Cat Donkey Female dog

A PG alternative to the phrase " pussy ass bitch"

Joe: " I wanted to call mike a pussy ass bitch, but i was at work so I called him a cat donkey female dog".
Bob: "That's retarded".

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