Beat it with a meat tenderizer

Simply, to beat something with a meat tenderizer. Quite thrilling.

Person 1: Man that girl Sarah beat it with a meat tenderizer.
Person 2: Aw coo- wait what does that mean??
Person 1: Uh she beat it with a meat tenderizer, obviously.

Gas station meat

Phrase used for when you or someone you know gets fucked in a gas station bathroom on the floor by the janitor

P1: Hey, what took you so long ?
P2: I was filling up the car, I went inside and got some of that gas station meat

Meat Mole

What you call a fat dude's chode.

"That date did NOT go well. He was funny and all, but when he dropped his pants all he had was a meat mole."

"Brutal."

Tenderized meat

To beat your meat so hard so often it becomes an odd texture and the cum is chunkier than ever.

Man, I got Tenderized Meat last night!

Meat Canyon

A dry,gaping and crusty bussy with THICK meat curtains

Samantha gave Paul Jones a great meat canyon

Meat Spill

Meat Spill: (n)

• 1. accidental exposure of the genitals

• 2. a threesome between two males & one shemale
• 3. headshot

“Everything was going fine at the local intermediate tag-football game until two of the players collided thus causing a meat spill that frightened fans”

“Wussuh, bruh, y’trying to have this meat spill or not?”

“They found him after two weeks & the smell of the meat spill caused by the firearm used was horrendous”

the muddy meat dive

the act of doing the meat dive but instead of a vagina its an anus

oh god i need a shower i just did the muddy meat dive