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It means I'm about to slap the shit out ya.
Coined by Black Dynamite
If you don't shut up I'm going Jackson 5 across the eyes.
I told that girl to sit on my face and she went Jackson 5 across my eyes.
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when the eyes have had testicles placed on them for such a period of time that thier usefulness has been comprimised.
i had to get glasses because my boyfriend balled my eyes out.
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While receiving oral sex, the act of suddenly jerking back, extricating the penis from the mouth and simultaniously urinating in the eye of the "sucker." Practiced first by the Vikings in the late 8th and early 9th centuries.
Fuck! I just got nailed by a Norwegian Corneal Eye-Pissing
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A person with eyes that look in different directions from each other.
Sometimes it happens after a person gets very intoxicated.
When Mandy sits down to watch TV she has one eye on the
TV and the other eye is up the chimney.
Simon got so pissed he's got one eye up the chimney.
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When you get so high that you can see pictures in your eyes. When each movement is in slow motion and each move you make is a picture.
"Damn bro. This weed is so good "
"looks like you're "taking pictures with your eyes."
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when you wanna say please or when someone is being cute
someone says i love you and you don't know how to answer but you are touched: *insert puppy dog eyes emoji*
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The asshole itself when it puffs out after taking an extremely large dump.
I had a real Willy Wonkas Swollen Eye after I dropped that load off in the toilet.
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