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To receive a good value return for a venture.
Boy 1: Oi mate! I just got myself a new mobile.
Boy 2: Ah wicked, that's a good earn!
The ultimate b**ls**t reason that someone in authority impatiently tells you to forcibly pressure you to consume/do something you detest, such as insipidly chomp through a huge bowl of oatmeal, choke down hard/sticky/bitter medicine-pills/powder/syrup, bake in the sun for extended periods, attend school/church, meet/interact with someone whom you fear/dislike, or any other acutely-disagreeable action of dubious --- and still largely unproven, in many cases --- effectiveness or benefit.
Using the age-old "because it's good for you" reasoning to convince someone to perform one or more disagreeable tasks --- especially if you cannot be totally certain that said procedure actually is indeed necessary/appropriate/effective for that particular person, and in those particular circumstances --- has always been an unwise and hurtful procedure; not only may it needlessly subject the "sufferer" to untold misery, but it also can often cause the agonized "victim" to totally turn away from and obsessively do the exact opposite of said practices/procedures (such as entirely shunning "health foods" like vegetables in favor of junk foods like chips and soda, or tempestuously refusing to hear or discuss anything even remotely alluding to religion) just as soon as he gets old enough to begin making his own decisions, and cause him to live an exceedingly unhealthy and "intellectually isolated" lifestyle. Plus it is an especially tragic mistake in current times, when there now exist so many far-more-palatable alternatives to the "basic 'n' boring" past methods of carrying out said "necessary tortures", such as using fun educational videos instead of having to tediously bury one's nose in a dusty book, or administering pleasant-flavored herbal/medicinal beverages instead of following a horridly "strict 'n' mundane" Puritan-type diet.
Yeah, no, I DID forget Good night world!
Hym "Yes! Great Job Netflix! Good night world! That is another one! It's so good! Really! A masterpiece of adventure, horror, suspense. If you haven't watched it, you have to. It really is something special. "
Ohoho! Looks like we got another one boyohs and lassies!
Hym "Hey, we got a new one. Good Night World it's called and it hits me where I live a little bit... That is all. I've only watched 1 episode so there's not a lot to say. The basic premise is that the MC is a gamer and he plays this mmo and in the mmo he is a part of a 'family' of high level players that are notorious in the community. The members of the family know nothing about eachother but there is an element situational irony because at the end of the first episode we find out (and they allude to this during the episode) that the members of the in game family are the MC's real world family. It's good! Watch it now! Watch it now or I will replace all of the deserts with oceans and all of the oceans with deserts."
People are using the web all over the world so good mae (Morning/Afternoon/Evening covers everybody when you are playing an online game
Good mae everybody
OPE! THERE IT IS! 😮🫵 THERE'S HIS RELIGION! YOU SEE IT!?
Hym "Oooooooh! That explains it! The 'Good people' are ALLOWED to commit genocide and if they have to genocide you then, well, it's a tragedy but we're (The jewz) are just being bad to the bad people and good to the good people! That's all! Ok. I get it now. So if Hilter had been one of the 'Good people' (Which is just a euphemism for a Jew) it would have been fine. That's their entire racket at this point. Jews are the good people and they are allpwed to do whatever they want to people with people who have 'antithetical values' or 'aren't willing to be subordinated by Jews.' That's all it is. That's what makes the religion poisonous. It allows delusional, solipsistic fucks like this piece of shit to do whatever he wants, get away with it, and feel good about himself afterwards. The whole thing needs to go!"
And it isn't that it doesn't mean anything to everyone else. All of the derivatives are critically acclaimed.
Hym "No. It's objectively good to everyone else. I have the best taste. Objectively. Better than everyone else. The things I like and the reasons I like them are better than the things everyone else likes and we now have an observable metric by which we can judge my taste and can conclude that it's better than everyone. Women, TV, Drugs, Food. I'm the ultimate taste-haver! I'm like that guy from the french detective show who smells real good. Except for taste. But not, like, physically tasting things... Just like... Having taste IN things. You could make a detective show about THAT actually. I could solve crimes and throughout the episodes I would, like, suggest things to people like 'You should try the steak tartare' and the guy would be like 'Oh shit, wow! That is pretty good! You must know a lot about cooking or whatever.' And I'd be all 'Nah dawg, I just got really good taste- WAIT! I found a clue! It was the butler all along!' But the butler doesn't want to go down without a fight KAPOW! KAPOW! KAPOW! Cracked his ass! But wait! He's wearing Kevlar! Oh no! Secret bookcase tunnel! He escapes! He's like a Moriarty or something! I'll get you next time Moriarty-Butler!"