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Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied
I know I am physically able to work full time jobs, but it is boring and i want to freeload
When a person wakes up on there day off around the time they get up for work
Also when something or someone reminds you of your job
And when you say a phrase or something u would do or say at your job
Man I'm ultra job controlled I keep waking up at six every morning even on my day off smh 🤦🏾 ♀️
When a person wakes up on there day off around the time they get up for work
Also when something or someone reminds you of your job
And when you say a phrase or something u would do or say at your job
Man I'm ultra job controlled I keep waking up at six every morning even on my day off smh 🤦🏾 ♀️
When a morbidly obese woman sits on your face suffocating you to near death.
Bro, needed an engine crane to get Linda off my face after that smoosh job.
When a girl is giving head and then motorboats her partners nutsack.
"Last night Cindy gave me such a good Motor Job."
"Cindy gives every guy a Motor Job."
(n) A person who constantly talks about their job and how good they are at it, and what they have to do next week, and the coool people they get to work with, and all the detail of every boring medial is task involved with sewing sequins to dead rabbits 'for effect' etc etc
"Hey, what do you think of Lozza's new girlfriend?"
"oh what, you mean old "Job Gas"...?
"Yeah, fuxk me doesn't she go on about her job"
Getting royally screwed over when you don't have to be.
Rolling a 1 and a 2 in backgammon is a fuck job.