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A term coined by a pastor during a church sermon that was recorded on video.
1. An individual who initiates in mutual masturbation.
2. A homosexual jerking off another male.
3. A male who masturbates.
“He’s a meat stretcher! He’ll stretch your meat! Hallelujah!”
-An overly passionate pastor
Non-binary Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Walmart Bag No Cap Valid FDA Approved Lunch Meat + Only attracted to Red Buttons made out of Wood, specifically hard wood - gay = me
Some random queer: what do you identify as?
Me: Well it’s taken a lot of personal contemplation, but I’ve finally decided I identify as a Walmart/meat
Some random queer: Wow! That’s so cool, I identify as a ni-
A term used in reference to safe sex or the use of a condom.
Kelly said,"Before Mike dives into that tonight..make sure he puts on his meat cast.. She's been known to break a few."
A competition where two individuals race to see who can finish a serving of lukewarm sloppy joe meat on a paper plate. Typically this event is held for the love of a third party.
“Dude, I can’t wait to go to the Jack and Gordon meat off tonight!”
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your secret plans to achieve success
I’ve got some fresh meat 🥩🍖 lined up and I’m not gonna let you spoil it not this time!
One of the greatest comedy series of all time
Friend 1:hey what are you watching
Friend 2: only one of the greatest comedy series ever created (fresh meat)