Mandatory profuse juice was given to fertile, female Doofi on their 23rd birthday as a right of passage.
When you have drank alll your alcoholic beverage and nothing is left but melted ice
"Hey, you need another drink. All you have is ice juice."
The beautiful, succulent, almost god-like cream that departs the vagina after you put on jorts
That juice o’ the pussy? It was lethal boys.
the supliment to my cream... yum
“kelsey i swear to god, STOP SUCKING MY HOT DOG JUICE”
Vape Liquid that is put in a vaping device, also called a douche flute
The dirty hipster had cotton candy scented douche juice in his douche flute bellowing clouds of smoke to defend his virginity
When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
"Yo man are you gay?!"
"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."
"Cow Juice" is a whimsical and utterly delightful dairy product that captures the essence of joy and laughter straight from the heart of the pasture. This unique milk is not your ordinary white beverage; it's a creation of contented cows who can't help but chuckle as they produce it.
Box: Hey Kalvin do you like Cow Juice?
Kalvin: Yea man it makes me laugh in utterly delightful giggles
Box: Real