An acronym for “squirrels in my pants” originating from the Disney cartoon, Phineas and Ferb (circa 2008).
“I have SIMP!”
Samir Idolizing Mediocre Pussy
We all have that one friend Samir who will run a mile for a girl. Smh
Friend: "Hey Samir, wanna go to Johnny Canucks for wings?"
Samir: "Yeah for sure!"
1 Hour Later...
Friend: "Where are you bro?"
Samir: "I'm on the way to Montreal by foot"
Friend: "Simp"
A person that spends all his time with his girlfriend and never with the guys. He never disobeys his girlfriend out of fear of losing her .
something virgins say when they know their friend is getting laid
you treat your girlfriend right? You simp.