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When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold
Yo dawg I got curtain feet-tits’d
That sucks my homie sexual friend!
When you eat so much peanut butter, concepts of words become weird with other people and the word itis becomes confused with tits
Guy: "Man, I ate too much peanut buttter...I think its putting me into an itis coma."
Girl: "I read that ass tits."
Guy: "Tits Coma?"
Anyone who is grey and six feet tall with a bitter twisted attitude
Have you ever heard of vinegar tits
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A method of tit-sucking where you start out with the right tiddie and then move to the left one, like you’re reading a sentence in Hebrew. Ideally each tiddie gets a couple minutes of s u c c.
Have you tried the Hebrew Tit-Sucking technique? The girls are goin’ wild for it in quarantine.
I just fucked a Jewish girl last night bro, gave her that good Hebrew Tiddie-Suck beforehand and she came in 10 minutes.
A woman whose breasts dont really need the support of a bra as they shine on their own. Like glitter
Heh Glitter Tits hows it going?
The equivalent of saying he words "Ditto", or "Same", or the phrase "Same Here"
Guy 1: Yeah man I'm pretty excited to see that movie tomorrow
Guy 2: Dit tit, man
If you are over weight and someone is talking shit use the phrase "Lick My Tit Bitch
"your so shit at basket ball"
"Lick my tit bitch"