cheeses my soul

Being irritated beyond reason.

Yo, my French teacher cheeses my soul.

The WiFi is weak in this bitch, and I can't Snap. It's cheesing my soul.

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crack 'n' cheese

Homemade macaroni and cheese that's so delicious you can't stop eating it and become addicted, similar to the effects of crack cocaine.

Mom made crack 'n' cheese for dinner and it was so good that before I knew it I ate the whole pan.

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Cheese n ham

Tenuous Weegie rhyming slang for "amazing" - Cheese n ham(azing).

As heard spoken by proto-ned in a Glasgow sports centre cafeteria.

"Aww whit! That burd servin' in Maccy Ds is totally cheese n ham, man!"

"Them swedgers we necked doon Kelvingrove were cheese n ham. Pure meltit by the way."

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wet cheese sangwich

when two persons (gay or straight) take a shit, scrape off some smegma (or dick cheese) and ad it between each poo. it cannot be called a "wet" cheese sangwich until one member eats it, and regurgitates it into the others asshole.

yo dave, whatd u do last nite?

me n cindy made a wet cheese sangwich and wached seinfeld!

bomtastik nigga!

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shredded cheese and milk

When overweight white girls say that they're wet for their boyfriend, but it turns out to just be a buildup of the sweat and dirt from their thighs and pussy.

"Hey Riley, what's up?"
"The other day Kaitlynn said she was ready. but when I went down it was just disgusting."
"Aw man, it was probably her shredded cheese and milk, that's why I stay away from chunky girls."

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Bloke Cheese Steak

When you fuck a chick in her vagina with your shit, then you eat her out.

shit fucking Cleveland Steamer Bloke Cheese Steak

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EAT MY CHEESE

WHEN YOU DON'T LIKE CHEESE, YOU SAY EAT MY CHEESE.

YO, BOB! EAT MY CHEESE!

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