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When its third of December and you need to give your girlfriend/ side-hoe a sweater or hoodie, she must give you sloppy toppy, as written in Law 34. of Section 7
Gf: Hey bae its Dec 3, you know what that means?
Bf: You get a sweater and i get head 🤝
When a man is struggling for an erection and gets partially there. Not too hard, not too soft. Not enough to have sex.
Babe, I’m sorry. It’s a 3/4 squishy. I’m so close. Maybe suck on me a little?
literally the best ever person to ever exist, very nerdy, very sweet and just a person that you can never get enough of
“i love them”
“oh they must be a kai m <3 then”
The Latin phrase “omne trium perfectum” means that every set of three is complete. A Creative Pragmatist will apply this to outfit composition; when you have selected three key items, the destination has been reached.
Person 1: I think i’m missing something, my outfit doesn’t feel complete.
Person 2: You’re not thinking of the Rule of 3, you need to have 3 components in an outfit and you only have 2. Try a pop of color for your shoe!
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A class of students of funny but crazy people like me. It becomes crazy and uncontrollable during lunchtime, which is very chaotic. And if a teacher comes in, everybody starts to talk about caviar.
Owen: ##### #### ##### ###
Deen and Emmanuel laughing so hard that their stomachs are actually hurting
Aadhya and Amber goes into washroom with two other girls in another class
Angelo T-Posing at people outside
Alex: Broski what's happening in Division 3/ Div. 3?
Liam: BEANZ RICE JESUS CHRIST AND BYRON
Ps Liam wrote his own line.
To take something meant to keep you partying all night long, go it hard as fuck for 3 minutes and proceed to pass out for 4 hours while still wearing training wheels. Can also include finishing a dj set and in the final 3 minutes proceed to pass out by face planting on the turntables.
Potter popped, and 3 minutes later asked for a quiet place to sleep because he would wake up when it kicked in. 4 hours later he woke up still wearing his training wheels. Man that dude knows how to rock out a 3 minute rage.