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A cum-pumpkin pie is a baked Halloween treat that guys can make by making six dick-holes in a pumpkin for their dicks to fuck and have cumgasms in, and then scraping out the goop and making a pie for all to enjoy.
We're planning to make a cum-pumpkin pie for Halloween!
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When you are fucking a bitch wearing a powdered wig ( the kind of wig George washington and the quaker oatmeal guy wore) and right before you blow your load, slap a handfull of oats on her belly and pull out and shoot all over the oats, then you give the bitch a spoon and make her eat it off of her stomach.
Man sarah is on a Quaker cum meal diet, she ate it for breakfast, lunch and she told me she wanted some for dinner too!!
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A promiscuous person who is defined by the use of a condom. A dinger is slang for condoms.
"Seriously dude, that chick is a cum filled dinger."
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If during oral sex you ejaculate into you partner's mouth and they spit the cum onto your chin.
I totally gave him the Cumming of Gandalf the White! That's what he gets for cumming in my mouth!
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A cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he blows his load while smoking weed.
Oh shit! I just had an awesome cum-rush cumgasm!
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Cum-O-Dent is a teen-cum flavored dentifrice that a guy rubs on his teeth and gums twice a day to keep his teeth pearly white and leaving his mouth tasting of a young guy's cumgasm.
I try to keep my teeth pearly white by using Cum-O-Dent twice a day!
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A cum-bubble fart is a wet gaseous emission smelling of cum from a guy's asshole that he lets out after he's been fucked by several dudes in his bunghole.
The other cadets in my pod all fucked me last night, and I was having cum-bubble farts all night!
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