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Daddy Delva is the shmexiest guy on earth. He is the also sauciest boy you'll ever meet in your entire life
"Yo buddy guyy, whos that saucy boy?", "You dont know him, thats Daddy Delva."
An anime or real person Is hot
Omg look that person is so hot senpai daddy
The sole creator of life. He's our only real reason for living. Without him life wouldn't even be possible for anyone or anything period. He actually has a four letter name, but he's known by most people or the most important people as 'Horakhty'...
Ma Daddi is the best of all time, hands down...
Whether or not you would or could sleep with yourself if you had access to a time machine.
Dude1: dude did you heard about that new STI?
Dude2: Yeah Nathan got it from himself durin a daddy paradox so i think your find to be a ho as he is majorly autosexual
a state of being done for to an extreme extent i.e cooked
“i can’t believe she caught you cheating. you’re absolute daddy clapped”
“brotha i been knew”
When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.
*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.
Opposite of Baby mama drama
Baby moms: "I can't stand my baby's dad, he dont ever get me this upset that I be acting up this crazy like"
Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."
your boyfriend is so god-damn attractive he fucks you so hard you bleed and uses you like a toy so bad you scream daddy.
"OMG YOUR MY DEMON DADDY!!!"
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