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When you want to get somewhere in life or accomplish a life-long goal, sometimes, you need to do some bad or use people to get your way.
If you really want this badly, you gotta break a few backs to get to the top.
When something has gone out of direction or purpose (like a headless chicken) it's time to put the headback on the chicken.
We have lost track of our followers and are starting to lose them – Let's put the head back on the chicken
While receiving or giving a "Blumpkin, a log of shit hits the toilet water at a force large enough to create a splash of water, striking the face of the Blumpkin giver.
Only possible during a "Blumpkin"
Toilet water must strike the head/ face of the giver
Miguel: "Yooo, nigga, Cindy was giving me a Blumpkin last night and one of my logs hit that water so hard that it splashed her in the face"
Dan: "real nigga shit?"
Patek: "Daaaammm, you hit that THOT with that Salt Lake City Splash Back"
Miguel: "Gs up, hoes down"
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to break a bad habit, especially about taking drugs
I go through about 30 cigarettes every day! I have to get this monkey off my back! Otherwise, I will ruin my health completely
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A "meme" that I can't stand
Someone Dies ..... ♪ We'll Be Right Back ♪
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Go Back I wanna be monke is a meme where a person is tired of being human and all the stress that comes with it.
Go Back I Wanna be Monke!
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When a man lays on his back, with his pants at his ankles, pulling his knees up to his chin, and having sufficient relaxation skills to allow his testicles to hang loose over his anus, he then expels gas, with such a force as to move his testicles out away from his anus, so that onlookers can verify the sack-to-sphincter air gap.
That Wild Turkey sure makes Finn rip some hallacious Double Barrell Hog Back Growlers!!!!
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