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When a fat dude decides to cup one in the middle of class.
"Dude!, why did you have to rip a lama fart!"
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Self inflicted flatulence that smells so bad, you don't like it.
I ate Taco Bell, and then at home, I did a suicide fart that made me puke!
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A person that smells like a stinky fart. A fart that stinks really bad like a skunk.
He is a real snead fart. Man did you just pass a snead fart?
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Do farts have lumps? I have a funny feeling going down my leg. What's a lumpy fart? -Joe Biden
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A fart that is almost out of your ass but is stuck right at your asshole. Best taken care of by pulling your glutes in opposite direction.
Dammit! This uncomfortable feeling in my butt must be a pocket fart.
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The act of cupping one's fart in both hands and releasing it in another's face.
Aaron was fart-fisted the other night by my sister. She has been doing a lot of fart-fisting lately to people.
I got fired for fart-fisting my boss.
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random bouts of inactivity in a normally productive person
I haven't blogged in weeks thanks to an awful productivity fart...
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