Big Fat Quiz of the Year

Quiz show broadcast around New Year, hosted by Jimmy Carr. 3 teams of celebrities answer questions about things which happened over the previous year. 12 rounds, one for each month. Regular celebrity contestants include Noel Fielding, Russell Brand and David Mitchell.

Lol, Noel and Russell just built battlements out of a banana on Big Fat Quiz of the Year.

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Big Fat Black Bitch

A substitute teacher that used to be a gym coach. She yells at kids for no reason, mumbles when she talks to the point where she can't be understood, sits behind the desk the whole class, and never tells students her name. We either call her Big Fat Black Bitch (BFBB) or Ms. (*Donald Duck sound*).

Student: *Sits quietly*.
BFBB: *Donald Duck sounds* Stop talking! *Donald Duck sounds*.
Student: *Whispers* Man, what a Big Fat Black Bitch.

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big fat juicy balls

1. Showing that meatballs are really juicy and tasty.
2. Your balls.

"You have some big fat juicy balls!"
"These big fat juicy balls are tasty."

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Kick Fat People Day

On the 28th of October you can kick any fat person. No matter if they are small or tall.

Oh look, it’s Timothy, let’s go and kick him because it’s kick fat people day!

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Derricks fat fucking mom

KILLL YOURSELF DERICK IN FUCKING TORONTO CANADA KYS

DERRICKS FAT FUCKING MOM SUCKS DIIIIICKS

cut a fat hog in the ass

Etymology: Contrary to popular belief, it has nothing to do with vehicles.
The term originated in the Ozarks, and originally derived from when a man would slaughter a hog and discover a (surprisingly) thick layer of fat (or lard) between the meat and skin, which would then be able to be rendered off and used in cooking throughout the coming year.
When a person was to have something that comes into their favor they were to say that “they cut a fat hog in the ass”.

Common definitions:
1. To have a monetary gain.
2. To have something beneficial occur in their favor.
3. To have a raucous time.

1. I sure cut a fat hog in the ass when I bet on that 30-1 horse and won!
2. I can't believe that Whitney agreed to go out with me, I sure cut a fat hog in the ass this time!
3. I feel like crap today, but man did we cut a fat hog in the ass last night!

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hook me up fat

When, in a business transaction, someone hooks you up fat, they give you more than you expect.

Every time I go to McDonalds, they hook me up fat with a free soda.

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