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Pirate from Orange County AKA The Land of the Milk & Honeys... Pirates from OC usually are full blown dope fiends. If they don't sell drugs themselves they're more than likely a middle man that can get you bomb drugs (especially opiates like Fetynol and Heroin) If you run into the rare but still very real pirate that doesn't sell/middle dope then make sure you have any and all items of value/worth close to your body or within eye shot. They are the ones that will take everything you don't watch!
The official pirate motto is: "Take what you want, and give nothing back!" If you live by this motto and/or believe it fully then you may be a pirate. And if you live in OC and believe it then you fall into the O*C Pirate and you are at the top of the hierarchy of all pirates. This eliteness gives you the authority to take anything you may deem worthy of your taking and keeping without having to ask or purchase. This is because it follows the pirate motto.
When it comes to police no kind of admiration or friendship may be allowed between Pirate and ALL POLICE OFFICERS Of any kind. Failure to follow this can lead to immediate excommunication from being a pirate and all benefits of the pirate motto and more. If you have to ask if you're a pirate you most likely are not one. This is because to be a pirate you must be certain in all things always. If there is any form of doubt ever a pirate will make their choice based on whatever gives them the most.
DUDE: Hey bro I'm in Orange County and need to score who can I hit up?
BRO: Dude you don't know any O*C Pirate They are always the best!
DUDE: Yeah the last one I met said I was a lame and took everything I had!
BRO: Checks out! I don't think we can be friends anymore dude...
A pair of tubes in the girl's washroom, sucking milk from their breasts upon them being placed on it, and using half of it gained to make a drug, going in through a 3rd tube forcefully into the girl's mouth. This drug enhanced their breast size, the quantity of milk inside, and makes them act obedient, extremely orgasmic, and stiff to the point where they may be unable to move. This generates near infinite amounts of milk to be sent to the market.
That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Girl1: Do we dare to try it?
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic
Something located in the womens bathroom. It will suck all milk out of their breasts within seconds. After this, it turns half of it into a chemical that will then be injected into the woman's mouth, that will make their breasts expand and make them obedient, relaxed, and rather stiff, generating near infinite milk.
That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.
Person 1: I see a Human Milker-o-matic.
Person 2: Could it really hurt to try?
Later...
Person3: (Locks bathroom door)
(Faint moans heard from the bathroom)
When you try to play a banjo for a 5-year-old farm boy and teach him his animals while keeping things interesting.
Old McDonald had a cow! E-I-E-I-O! And on his farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O!
(i) Forty years old or "O-Fotay Plus" - Older than forty. (ii) enchanted (iii) goodbye
Damn, girl, you lookin good for o-fotay!
Mark your calendars for Stamos' big o-fotay!
O-Fotay. Pleased to meet you.
O-Fotay. It was great to see you again.
An insult. Telling someone they should go f#*^k themself. Can be used to turn a person down, when given a hideous pick up line.
Why don't you go pour yourself a cup 'o suck?
When you are having an orgasm and nearly black out only seeing the horizon.
I fucked her so hard she had an O Horizon