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The phenomenon of still having feelings for a strange period of time for a guy that you’ve told to go the hell away for many good reasons
I told him to delete my number cuz he ghosted. Now, I have guy inertia. When will this end???
The phenomenon of still having feelings for a strange period of time for a guy that you’ve told to go the hell away for many good reasons
I told him to delete my number cuz he ghosted. Now, I have guy inertia. When will this end???
That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.
Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."
A guy who does push ups in the middle of class, is also stupid and eats shirts for living
Oh there’s dumbass push up guy doing push up’s in the middle of class
a guy who walks around school with a hat on and his head down. he thinks he’s in the flaxxies but he isn’t and also he is big botman
girl 1: look it’s hat guy
girl 2: oh yea he’s a fookin bot man
girl 1: he is not even in the flaxxies!!
girl 2: L
A guys piss. Specifically in a kinky/water-sports way.
“My favorite kink is hot guy Gatorade”
When you want the information, call the 411 guy. When you want the misinformation, call the 4'11" guy.
Jon, you gave the misinformation again. If Zeke hadn't been so out of line, he would be noticed the way you used the same trick in an entirely new way on him. He should be called the 411 guy instead.