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A fourth wall break that people use in response to stories or events that occurred.
Guy 1: so I decided to take a crap standing up today, but it didn't turn out well.
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?
Sex trafficking? Ha! Hahahahaha! Look who you actually choose to promote! Look at that!
Hym "You're all so neurotic about who you choose to promote as the self-appointed arbiters of fate but how good of a job do you actually do? Not a very good one. Sound of Freedom Producer Guy busted for being associated with sex trafficking. You were on your moral high-horse and what happened? Knocked on your ass. And then you hop right back on and look around to see if anyone saw you (I did by the way) and then you pretend it didn't happen. What do the conservatives pushing that movie have to say about all of that? You cared so much about sex trafficking a second ago and now the a guy you promoted is engaged in sex trafficking all we're getting is radio-silence. We're just going to ait here and pretend it didn't happen."
A friend that is invited to dinner parties and bars and ends up dozing off and closing his eyes in public
Dude we went out with GK and he shut his eyes midway through a beer.. what a sleepy guy!
A guy you get real close to. And then you start to fall for him. When he realizes it he does t feel the same way and y’all aren’t friends anymore.
Guy-friend.....
A guy friend is a guy who starts as a friend purely to try and steal your girl
Boyfriend: “Who’s that boy you hang out with?”
Girl “That’s Chris, he’s my guy friend!”
Chris: “Man, I’m gonna bang her!”
The most amazing guy you’ll ever come across in your life. Super funny and has a contagious smile, he puts his family first and is always there for his friends. He’s strong, smart, goofy, playful and sexy. He’s confident and knows what he wants out of life and doesn’t let what other people have to say stop him. Future UFC champion.
Person 1: “Hey did you see that UFC fight last night?”
Person 2: “Yeah Guy DeLane choked him out!!”
Person 3: “Did you see that hottie at the gym?”
Person 4: “Yeah that’s Guy DeLane ;)”
Person 5: “Girls I need coffee - Guy DeLane went alll night”
Someone that does not give a crap about a problem or argument and just stays chill.
"I am a chill guy, I don't have any problems with arguments"
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