A large lineage of men that will last forever. No one knows where or when it began. These men have a tendency to find women named Mary to fall for. They also tend to be forgetful and oblivious.
"William James Doyle use your brain!"
The genius and sassy character created by online author Leo Robertson. She is badass, low-key annoying, and the world's best example of a sidekick, personal assistant, and frenemie. She's got a clever answer for everything, and she's a sore loser when it comes to competition. Has the mouth of a sailor, and will swear at you faster than you can pull a trigger. She's a hater, she's a lover, she's a damn machine gunner.
She's a beauty, she's a grace, James Blond will punch you in the face.
A very popular guy who is pretty much unattainable. All the girls want him and go psycho when the realization sets in that they are just a joke. If you marry him his already wife will message you to inform you that she is his wife and that's when you say.... well ..... OUT WITH THE OLD IN WITH THE NEW. He is now your wasbend...
Old wife: JAMES KING?? he's my husband
New wife: he's your wasbend cause he's my husband
A man who thinks hes hard driving around without a license and thinks hes big cuz hes from bolton
U fr acting like james king
A homosexual known for being incredibly impulsive
Woah that was reckless, who are you, Ru-James?
An IT guy who owns a fast car that always seems to be in the shop. He lives life in the fast lane, and can always be found giving useful, but unsolicited advice to others. Tangoes are superior and experienced complainers, and always invoke fear into the hearts of customer service teams.
Worker 1: Our IT guy is working from home today. Apparently his car is in the shop.
Worker 2: Gosh, he is acting like such a James Tango.
James Barbosa is in the item shop! woah. nice cock!