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When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.
Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
1.) a way to describe someone’s fat rolls.
2.) someone with a high level freaky aura; otherwise known as being very sexy.
1.) “ Damn my back looks like a buttered biscuit! “
2.) “ Damn, your buttered up biscuit self has a high freaky aura! “
the act of creating a "buttered biscuit" is done by taking a zyn nicotine pouch (preferably 6 milligram strength) and liberally seasoning the pouch with some cocaine. with this heavenly combination, you have conceived a buttered biscuit.
"yo dude my nose is hurting but we still got some blow left"
"if you got some zyns left we can just make some buttered biscuits"
When you slip off of your chair when you sit at an angle and it keeps happening
Hey butter-butt! Sit up strait and that won't happen!
When your asshole is so lubricated from eating greasy food that you don’t even feel your farts slip out until you get hit with a toxic fart cloud.
“Sorry... I can’t control it, they just keep sliding out... I must have bad butter butt.”
to rub liquid (lotion, lube, cum) on a man’s genitalia.
when she came over, we had an amazing time, she buttered my horse and got right to it.
Before we had sex, I had to butter my horse.