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two good days that happen on the same day
On a good day I make about 50 dollars in tips, today I made 100 dollars in tips so today is a double good day.
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when two friends are one the phone with each other and one posts a new status and the other one comments while they are on the phone together. They know what each other is going to comment before they comment.
Ronnie and Riley are facebook double talking.
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first dipping the balls into a gaping vagina, then straight to a gaping asshole
gonna give her the bonetown double dip
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Chick's on her hands and knees, doggy position, ass in the air. Her partner gives her a rimjob while stimulating her vagina and clitoris with a dildo or vibrator, sliding it in and out like the slide on a trombone.
I gave my girlfriend the "Double Barrel Trombone" last night, made her howl with pleasure.
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A man who scores, rebounds , and steals ladies. He does not help his friends with ladies, hence no assists.
Hey do you know Pete, yeah that guy is a triple double no assist, hes always hogging the ladies, and he never tries to be a wing-man. Yeah, Pete's a dick.
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Double Laugh syndrome is defined as laughing at ones own joke while currently laughing yourself. Causing an intense tingling sensation in the nether region as well as confusion from Australiens.
Telling someone that the person laughing behind you is actually you, telling them it's Double Laugh Syndrome, and having them believe it.
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When the bro that's helping you seal the deal with a lady ends up swooping in for the kill.
Jordan: "Hey thanks Jake for helping me seal the deal with Cass!"
Jake: "Sorry bro, I'm taking her home with me tonight"
Jordan: "You double crossing wingman, you're rack jacking me!"
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