Inviting me to Stick That Crack brought us closer together.
Like the four leaf clover of bad luck, if you just so happen to stumble across a stick with a vine wrapped around its length, (either naturally or who would even do that on purpose???) you’re in for a twisted, sticky m’fn situation.
Jerry: “Somebody sabotaged my ride, next thing I know I’m hemmed up in the ditch, I couldn’t even get out I was STUCK!”
Loraine: “Good lord I’ve seen a twisty sticks in my lifetime but I’ll just keep my mouth shut..” Lmao
An unwanted, lingering erection when your sex date cancels after you already took viagra.
I had a major walking stick last night after I took viagra but my bootie call no showed.
Injection drug users slang for "works" or "kit", a syringe loaded w/ the users drug of choice.
Can you bring me a walking stick? Need a little help.
A absolute god of a streamer who makes heads roll. He gets all the bitches and all the hoes. He's in the cool guy orphan club and he aint even a orphan
Did you hear about that chad king stick?
A boner so hard it infuriates the one with it
Guy 1: Why TF is (guy 3) slapping his dick
Guy 2: (guy 3) got an infuriating stick, that's why
The appendage used when needing to turn someone into a meatsicle.
When Berta wasn’t paying attention I turned her into a meatsicle using my meatsicle stick.