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"I'm gonna cum!" is what a lot of guys shout just before they reach the point of no return and blow their load.
Matt always shouts "I'm gonna cum!" just before he fills my mouth with my cocksucker's reward!
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A cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has while he smokes dope, jacks off, and has a cumgasm.
I plan to have a cum-rush cumgasm after I smoke this mish-mican!
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When playing Halo 2 or any other action-packed shooter game on console, the action gets so intense that the player has a forced orgasm all over his controller.
Whilst cumming on the controller, the player says into his headset, "I cum on ze controllah!" in a comedic German accent.
This is based on young Arnold Schwarzenegger's interview, to which he was "cumming all ze time!"
Playing Halo, Hienrich van Gloppenhiemer said, "I get double, triple, killtacular! AGH! I cum on ze controllah!"
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belly-button cum is the pool of semen that collects in a guy's belly-button after he jacks off his morning wood and paints the wall -- the last of his cumshot dribbles out of his dick and flows into his belly-button.
Oh fuck -- I took care of my morning wood, but I got cum everywhere! -- on the wall behind me, in my hair, on my face, in my mouth, on my neck, tits, stomach, and even had a pool of belly-button cum.
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A phrase used by people when something unexpected/bad happens, used in the same way as "fish sticks!", "fuck.", "oh shit!" or "Bob Saget!" You can say it to anything that compares to biting into a donut filled with cum instead of jelly. The most effective phrase to use that doesn't include a curse word.
boy: "I'm so happy, i finished my homework and i think i'm going to get to third base tonight!"
friend: "Yeah, that Dickens essay took forever to finish"
boy: "Essay?!? Cum Filled Donuts!!!
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cum dumpster is when one has an unusually excessive amount of semin in his/her's mouth, vagina or anal cavity. This person usually has their legs at an obtuse angle. usually open monday through saturday and is generally free to the public. GROSS GIRL/GUY!!!
eww... that nicole chick is such a cum dumpster!! NASTY WHORE!
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