Penelope G

That loving girl that you lucked out on having. She is sweet, kind, caring, smart, and beautiful. She is everything you could ever want in a girl. She is strong, has a great personality, and she loves to do silly things to make you happy and smile.

Hey, I wish I had a girlfriend like Penelope G!

Parker g

A small penised man that can't finish. He beats his meat to Dave bunts.if you ever meet a parker g run away don't look back he will tunk goon and edge on you

Your a parker g

M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q

At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating

Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

You thought you could out Boredom me well you were solemnly mistaken

You: i know m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q will not be defined 'sees this page' GOD DAMMIT.

Noah M. G.

Noah M. G. is amazing. he like among us and his cool dog coffee. please dot hurt noah m. g. he is good.

person 1: im friends with noah m. g.

person 2: SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH

That’s G’s J

That’s God’s job

“You gotta do your taxes?”
“Nahh, that’s G’s J”

“Shouldn’t you put your kids to bed??”
“That’s G’s J…”

A E U G H

The last words of a pufferfish.

PufferFish: I want water

Asian Chef: Feeds him a carrot

PufferFish: A E U G H

Pufferfish: ded

ME: Say A E U G H

Someone:A E U G H

ME: HAHA!