A fart that is almost out of your ass but is stuck right at your asshole. Best taken care of by pulling your glutes in opposite direction.
Dammit! This uncomfortable feeling in my butt must be a pocket fart.
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The act of cupping one's fart in both hands and releasing it in another's face.
Aaron was fart-fisted the other night by my sister. She has been doing a lot of fart-fisting lately to people.
I got fired for fart-fisting my boss.
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random bouts of inactivity in a normally productive person
I haven't blogged in weeks thanks to an awful productivity fart...
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To say something you don't really mean.
I'm so sorry!, sometimes word farts just come out for no reason.
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When you fart through an opening or hole of an object.
I just fart fucked that customers donut.
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When a man farts out the juices that another man released in his rectum after gay sex
Hey man last night was fun, but I rainbow farted when I got home and my girlfriend got really jealous.
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When two or more people place their butt cheeks up against one another and let loose a mass of gas.
John wanted to get kinky so he told Janice to d o a fart fort with him.
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