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when someone slaps youre testicles for youre arousal
dude last night betty gave me a testicle job
a man named ricky who has pink eye and claims he caught it from trinity but in reality he ATE TOO MUCH ASS!!!
oh look it’s rim job ricky again, back from eating ass.
A highly kinky sexual action. A bunker job occurs post blow job, however pre-ejaculation. A Bunker Job occurs when a penis cums in someone's ear.
I gave this chick the best Bunker Job. Her ear was filled with jizz for 3 weeks.
When one rubs their nose against a penis
Ashley gave me the best Eskamo Job last night- definitely will do again
When you use online dating to meet people that have drugs, then go over to their house and steal the drugs behind their back. Then you sell the drugs and make bank.
“Hey bro you trying to play Hungry Hungry Hippos with me?”
“Nah man I’m working tonight. Have an east job planned for tonight.”
A fun experience.
Dishwashing job. Yeah, so I’ve never worked in a restaurant before. I wanted to try something new and thought it would be a fun experience.
A fun experience. Dishwashing.
a job that pays, taxes deducted, more than minimum wage (taxes not deducted yet) in your society in your zeitgeist.
son: I don't like outsourcing, It takes all the good jobs out out of the country to some poor people. All there is left is work at McDonald's.
father: i, as a Martian, have a solution for you, involving a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman and then hopefully open your own construction company. that's what our neighbor did with his life i am hearing.