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"Can my cat watch?" is what not to say when you're on a first date and getting some action.
They had just made it to the bedroom, and Helena was taking her top off when Bryce asked, "Can my cat watch?"
Bryce slept alone with his cat that night.
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Crazy Cat Nail Lady is an alternate name for a certain nail and comedy based YouTuber.
Did you see Crazy Cat Nail Lady's newest video?
The cutest fucking couple of cats it doesn't matter if Dylans twice her age and on the verge of death. Cat Dog needs a sugar daddy anyways.
Omg have you heard Cat Dog x Dylan is officially canon!?! They're so fucking cute.
A word which is used to make a person you are talking feel confused and stop talking to you.
Ben: hi peter
Peter: ur nans dead cat
Teacher: Peter whats the answer to question 1
Peter: ur nans dead cat
Better than "your mom gay, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny"
Carl: Your granny tranny
Joe: Your dog hump cat
Carl: *Dies*
a good mobile platformer about a liquid cat
you should play cats are liquid: a light in the shadows
Slang:gif- I want to massage and/or sleep with you.
Syn: 'netflix and chill'
Popularly used on Facebook messenger as a booty call. Much like the aubergine emoji has become to mean 'penis' the cat kneading dough gif has become the gif form of 'netflix and chill'.