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A famous painter who loved to create magnificent detailed and colorful artwork-renderings of the different makes/models of zippy cars that traverse Germany's high-speed motorways.
Like his well-known feathered-friend-image-painting counterpart, John James Autobahn's one big regret about his work was that he was obliged to bring to a stop and park each of the speedy cars that he "captured on canvas", so that said "subject" vehicle would stay still for him to scrutinize its minute features and reproduce them with his pigments. John was famously known as"the boy who hated garages" --- he felt that these man-made and "confining" monstrosities were all so hideously ugly, and that the fast and nimble "light on their wheels" vehicles he loved were so much more beautiful and delightful to observe when they were out roaming and racing about, just as free as the air they passed through.
A short, bald, cockney wanker who receives red bull cans up his rectum until completion
You look like James Wright in that dress
Cyrus is the gayest person you would know. He likes kissing your dog and etc.
Woah, its cyrus james. Nah cyrus is gay
the most beautiful girl in the world. she deserves respect and care. the sweet pretty girl.
me: "Hey do you know Katie James"
them: "YES OMFG I LOVE KATIE SHES SO SWEET"