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When a person uses the inside of their hips and thighs to stimulate the penis without inserting it into the vagina or ass. Can be done lying down or standing up, but is best done laying down and facing away so the guy gets a good view of the butt.
Person 1: I don't think it counts as sex, does it? Does a hand job count?
Person 2: Nah, I think both a handy or a hip job definitely count as sex.
A very bad blowjob, in which the amateur girl does not know how to give a proper penis sucking. Excessive amounts of saliva or mucus may be coming out of the female partner's mouth in a Globsnob Job.
I'm never gonna have sex with her again, she gives Globsnob Jobs!
An act upon which a man inserts his fingers in a pinched fingers gesture Italian style, into a womens vagina.
North! I can't believe you preformed the Italian job! how did it even fit in?
When a man receives oral sex from a partner after the partner douses his crotch in pasta sauce and garlic powder.
Me: Sometimes when a man and a woman (or man) love each other very very much, the man receives The Italian Job.
Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*
A term which refers to the act of doing "fun" things with your dog until completion and dog creates new spawn. Make sure you use proper form and use both hands to hold the dog while performing a Gavin Job
"Gavin you did what to your dog?"
"A Gavin Job is all"
when you can’t afford a nose job, so you go to colorado and do cocaine instead.
Woah, have you seen Ashley? She looks so coked out. I heard she got a colorado nose job.
When your having a threesome and one girl is giving you head but doesn't finish you off and leaves it to the second girl to finish you .
I had a threesome yesterday and the girl half a jobbed me