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When the bro that's helping you seal the deal with a lady ends up swooping in for the kill.
Jordan: "Hey thanks Jake for helping me seal the deal with Cass!"
Jake: "Sorry bro, I'm taking her home with me tonight"
Jordan: "You double crossing wingman, you're rack jacking me!"
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When you fuck someone against a wall TWICE!
Person 1: What happened?
Person 2: I got double wall banged
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When two eople cum in each other's mouths then they share a kiss mixing the fluids and drink it
I shared a fab double shot mixer with Kev last night. I now have both his cum and mine brewimg in my gut it tasted awesome.
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When a guy finds himself in an unclear sleeping situation with a woman, he is entitled to "take second base" without comment or condemnation.
Guy #1: "Yo, I heard that (insert female name here) crashed in your bed last night."
Guy #2: "Yeah...nothing happend."
Guy #1: "What? You declined a ground-rule double!"
Guy #2: "Shit! Did I really?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, you were definitely entitled to boobie touch-age."
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When in the act of missing a particular exit ramp on the interstate and getting off the subsequent one, and making a series of twists and turns in an attempt to fix your lazy ass navigation error. Often accentuated and caused by bratty passengers that serve as a distraction to the driver.
There ain’t no damn thing such as a double U-ie! You made that shit up!
Oh yeah? Ever heard of urban dictionary? Hold my beer.
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Both fists in, up to the elbow. Nuff said.
I'm really hankering for The Double Fisted Johnson'
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When, seconds after finishing a shower, a big dirty poop begins slamming around in your intestines. After jettisoning the egregious turd and wiping, you still feel unclean, so you are forced to return to the shower and soap up the inside of your butt crack again, after having just done so minutes earlier.
Guy 1: Hey man, why'd you take two showers? You're running up the water bill!
Guy 2: Fuck off, man, the sloppiest turd you've ever seen or smelled hit me right after I got out the first time, so I had to do the double butt scrub.
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