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When you fuck someone against a wall TWICE!
Person 1: What happened?
Person 2: I got double wall banged
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Quote: "It's when you take one shot of doom, and u chase it with another shot of doom." taking these 11-12 shots at once will make ur nite into a memorable one. Whether u end up in detox, naked under a bridge with a hairy middle aged man who cant speak english, or in a crib with deef looking over you, the double fisted doom will designate you "a man".
HOLY SHIT! that double fisted doom hit me like getting ur pubes ripped off...damn
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When two eople cum in each other's mouths then they share a kiss mixing the fluids and drink it
I shared a fab double shot mixer with Kev last night. I now have both his cum and mine brewimg in my gut it tasted awesome.
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When a guy finds himself in an unclear sleeping situation with a woman, he is entitled to "take second base" without comment or condemnation.
Guy #1: "Yo, I heard that (insert female name here) crashed in your bed last night."
Guy #2: "Yeah...nothing happend."
Guy #1: "What? You declined a ground-rule double!"
Guy #2: "Shit! Did I really?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, you were definitely entitled to boobie touch-age."
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Both fists in, up to the elbow. Nuff said.
I'm really hankering for The Double Fisted Johnson'
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When in the act of missing a particular exit ramp on the interstate and getting off the subsequent one, and making a series of twists and turns in an attempt to fix your lazy ass navigation error. Often accentuated and caused by bratty passengers that serve as a distraction to the driver.
There ain’t no damn thing such as a double U-ie! You made that shit up!
Oh yeah? Ever heard of urban dictionary? Hold my beer.
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When, seconds after finishing a shower, a big dirty poop begins slamming around in your intestines. After jettisoning the egregious turd and wiping, you still feel unclean, so you are forced to return to the shower and soap up the inside of your butt crack again, after having just done so minutes earlier.
Guy 1: Hey man, why'd you take two showers? You're running up the water bill!
Guy 2: Fuck off, man, the sloppiest turd you've ever seen or smelled hit me right after I got out the first time, so I had to do the double butt scrub.
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