Another term for the author George R.R. Martin
The Cake That Walks hasn’t finished the winds of winter for fucks sake
Exercising.
Going to the gym to shake off the calories from all the cakes and junk you over indulged in over the weekend.
“What you doing right now?”
“I’m at the gym, trying to shake the cakes”
Booty so thicccc that you may not come back from it!!
Damn you see B in them leggings? Yeah bruh, that ain’t not regular sheet cake, that’s a bundt cake booty!!
Like a regular cake, but better because she thicccc
You see bri? She got that bundt cake booty!!
The breakfast snack of sriggers. Eaten with marmalade, on a monorail, while speaking sribonics.
Mernon says: M'naah, those m'naahing Sran Cakes m'naah m'naah good. I wamanah m'naah I had me some Srorange Juice to washamanamah it damanahwamadaaaa SHAAAT!
Me: Mernon, you're such a goddam srigger ass srig.