National Tell someone their great day
Guy 1: what day is it
Guy 2: November 3
Guy: you’re fucking great
A national day to slap someone named Dylan
ow why did u hit me??
Cause its November 3
dude 1: “hey can i kiss your dog?”
dude 2: “why”
dude 1: “because it’s november 3”
dude 2: “okay fine”
National annoy your parents dad
Hey mom its november 3rd. 🙃
oh fuck!
November second is the day all girls should wear shorts even though it’s cold as fuck!
“Hey why aren’t you wearing shorts it’s November 3rd dumbass”
national slap everyone whose name starts with M in the face day!!
Y/N: It’s november 3!! you know what that means😊😊
M name: what?
Y/N: *slaps M*