a miniature monkey small enough to wrap around your finger
Lauren wore her finger monkey out as a ring the other night.
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To team up on a single person with about two others, who most likey curled up on the ground but can be standing, and to slap then over and over. Usually used for everyone's amusement.
Jesse, Curtis and I all monkey beat Anthony
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slut. and or sluttish person. a person who is entirely TOO permiscuous or wants to do something dirty all the time.
some one with a naked picture of themselves as their profile picture and friend requests you. Even if they dont know you. sleep monkey.
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The butt of a monkey.
A word that ascribes the characteristics of the butt of a monkey to a person.
What you tell someone when they term 'whanker' just doesn't seem to apply.
Dude, you whanker!!! Wait, that ain't right, you're not a whanker at all... You're a MONKEY BUTT whanker!!!
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What Miguel will be doing from 7:30 to ????? forever.
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(For lesbians) While laying in bed wearing, pajamas, rip a hole in vaginal area and stick arm in there. While doing that, stick a toy figurine of a money up the other woman's anus (preferrably Abu from Aladdin).
PERSON #1: "I'll give you five dollars if you you two chicks make out!"
PERSON #2: "I'll give you thirty if you two come to my house and give each other pajama monkeys!"
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One who has adorned themselves in clothing and/or accessories to the point where their personal qualities are overshadowed by material items.
Salesperson: How about the baby blue-tinted sunglasses with diamond studs and perhaps this nice fedora.
Customer: Dammmnn, man! I'm not tryin a' look like a space monkey.
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