i've got 2 phones

Another meaning for I don't care

"My dog died" I've got 2 phones

Dec 2

Set your lockscreen as your favorite picture of your gf, NEVER CHANGE IT!

Guy 1: hey have you changed your wallpaper yet? It’s dec 2
Guy 2: yes I did, it’s my gf now

catching 2

Fingering a girl with two fingers.

“Yo bæ keep talking and yo ass gonna be catching 2 in a second!”

Armaments Chapter 2:9-21

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”

"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"

I 1 2 6 U

I want to sex you.

Say: I 1 2 6 u . Say it fast for best result.

The Sims 2

Game in the Sims series that introduced the ever living action of ✨ FUCKING ✨ into the series

aka TS2, Sims 2, Los Sims 2, Les Sims 2 and DIE SIMS 2

The Sims 2 is a really good game

Gimme 2 minutes

Gimme 2 minutes
The translation in parts controller terms 1 minute is equal to several other phone calls, conversations and general larking around, which usually equates to between 30 minutes and not at all.

Gimme 2 minutes and I'll call you back