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A man with a weird body
Stranger: hey I think that boy looks like axe hand morgan! His arms are so weird
Masturbate; Masturbation; Tossing off; Wackin off; Jerkin off; Beating your meat.
Guy 1: "Pamela Anderson is so smokin' hot."
Guy 2: "I'm going to have to do some one handed research on her."
A disorder discovered on tiktok where your facial features appear through your hand. It is a serious disorder and should be taken seriously.
person 1: Stop laughing!
person 2: You just want attention!
person 1: it's not fake I just have face-through-hand disorder!
Also known as ChristHands,
The cupping shape you make with your hands to pick up beverages when eating messy finger food - thus leaving the drink container free of grease and muck.
"If you want any of my drink make sure you Hands of christ it."
"hey..Oi, ChristHands bitch!"
When you mastrabate with your opposite hand.
Timmy: “i mastrabate with my right hand but I don’t know which hand is left or right because I’m dyslexic”
Johnny: *gets idea*
Johnny: “hey I’m going to do opposite hand October.
*becomes a trend and a meme*
Johnny but older and is talking to his grand children: “I will miss the old days were we have nnn and opposite hand October...”
Kids:” what is opposite hand October”
*johnny tells the story of oho*
The person named slim who is always making sure he sleeps with a snore and them damn hands are getting out of control but you know slim and you know he has idle hands if they ain't running on you or snoring he is just slim
Hey Slim , not you I'm talking about my lover who stayed with me , you never heard of slim with the hands ?
Girl call him he's slims with the hands of a pleased slim left lover.
And you can say well
And you can pray yeah
What about those days we break up the alphabet
Some itch and ripple bones beneath the flesh
No hesitation keeping the theory in trim
What about that stuff that keeps on pouring in
I wouldn't cry no pleasure in doing it but
There are those days the luxury ain't too much
I wouldn't bother if it was all in the mind
It's in the body; the body still knows best
And you can say well there goes a lucky guy
Amd you can say well there goes the neighbourhood
And you can say well there goes a bob or two
And you can pray that it would or wouldn't happen to you
And all of this is not imagination
It's just me putting my hand on my heart
And all of this is not in explanation
It's just me putting my hand on my heart
It's just me putting my hand on my heart
What about those days we make up a secret pact
To splash and paddle into the dark and back
No hesitation never a shadow of doubt
What about that stuff you keep on shouting out
Oh I could try to weigh it up and measure it but
Most of the time the effort is just too much
I wouldn't bother if it was all in the mind
It's in the body; the body still knows best
And you can say well there goes a lucky guy
And you can say well there goes the neighborhood
And you can say well there goes a bob or two
And you can pray that it would or wouldn't happen to you
And all of this is not imagination
It's just me putting my hand on my heart
And all of this is not in explanation
It's just me putting my hand on my heart
It's just me putting my hand on my heart
And you can say well there goes a lucky guy
Amd you can say well there goes the neighbourhood
And you can say well there goes a bob or two
And you can pray that it might just happen to you...
And all of this is not imagination
It's just me putting my hand on my heart
And all of this is not in explanation
It's just me putting my hand on my heart
It's just me putting my hand on my heart
And all of this is not imagination
It's just me putting my hand on my heart
And all of this is not in explanation
It's just me putting my hand on my heart
It's just me putting my hand on my heart