red-eye gravy

gravy made from country (i.e salt-cured) ham instead of beef.

Shiit, man, you don' know bout no red-eye gravy.

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Red Dead Revolver

Prehaps the greatest game about the Wild West ever made which has the greatest main character in all of gaming because he kicks so much ass and even when he was a kid, he burnt the living piss out of his hand to shoot of some dudes arm! The only bad this is the fact that all the faggots on the 360 who play Red Dead Redemption AKA Grand Theft Horse, don't even relise that this game exist.

Gamer 1: "Dude, what do you think of RDR? IT'S THE SHIT RIGH'?"

Gamer 2: "Yeah, it was good and all but I think the original Red Dead Revolver had a better story and characters."

Gamer 1: "Original? What the fuck are you talking about?"

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Red vs blue

The Greatest thing scince sliced bread. you can never go wrong by watching episode 1-47 in one sitting. and if you think it is the worst thing ever, i will personaly find you and slit your thoat in your sleep.

Caboose: What’s a freelancer?

Tucker: Freelancers are independent they’re not red or blue. They’ll fight for who ever have the most money.

Caboose: Like a mercenary

Tucker: Right. Or like your mom, when the rent is due.

Caboose: Oh that’s funny.

Tucker: Ya you didn’t think that was to obvious

Caboose: No, no not at all it was good.

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red-eye dial

Inspired by drunk-dialing, red-eye dialing involves deliriously calling someone from your cell phone at the airport because you're exhausted and/or bored while waiting for your 12am flight. Red-eye dialing is typically accompanied by a complete disregard for the call recipient's time zone.

"It's 3am in NY right now...let's red-eye dial Rick from the airport in Vegas."

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Red Devil Clan

A group of no-life skillers from Dutchland. Occasional survivors of a wilderness encounter with this clan describe them as fervent potato farmers.

See also: RDC, Dutch Pride, Harde Kern, Zachte Kern, kale koppen niet te stoppen, lekkah lekkah, skillers, potato farmers, bami unit, runescape

Person 1: Omg, this person has been crafting nats for 30 hours in a row!
Person 2: Wow he must be a member of Red Devil Clan

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lady red bush

A term used to describe a ginger's pubic region.

(sees ginger) What's up lady red bush?

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red as a baboon's arse

similie: very red, like the peri-rectal appendage of the great ape of the african continent on heat. As if one has had an extremely hot curry and stripped their ring.

After i shagged that bitch dry my cock was as red as a baboon's arse!

Driver: But officer, the lights were amber!
Cop: Bullshit mother fucker! It was red as a baboon's arse!

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