a miniature monkey small enough to wrap around your finger
Lauren wore her finger monkey out as a ring the other night.
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Monkey rage genetics are the innevitability for a nigger to become aggressive for seemingly no apparant reason at all.
Spending no longer than 30 minutes with a black you will start to sense their monkey rage genetics being activated.
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slut. and or sluttish person. a person who is entirely TOO permiscuous or wants to do something dirty all the time.
some one with a naked picture of themselves as their profile picture and friend requests you. Even if they dont know you. sleep monkey.
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The butt of a monkey.
A word that ascribes the characteristics of the butt of a monkey to a person.
What you tell someone when they term 'whanker' just doesn't seem to apply.
Dude, you whanker!!! Wait, that ain't right, you're not a whanker at all... You're a MONKEY BUTT whanker!!!
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What Miguel will be doing from 7:30 to ????? forever.
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(For lesbians) While laying in bed wearing, pajamas, rip a hole in vaginal area and stick arm in there. While doing that, stick a toy figurine of a money up the other woman's anus (preferrably Abu from Aladdin).
PERSON #1: "I'll give you five dollars if you you two chicks make out!"
PERSON #2: "I'll give you thirty if you two come to my house and give each other pajama monkeys!"
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One who has adorned themselves in clothing and/or accessories to the point where their personal qualities are overshadowed by material items.
Salesperson: How about the baby blue-tinted sunglasses with diamond studs and perhaps this nice fedora.
Customer: Dammmnn, man! I'm not tryin a' look like a space monkey.
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