flo-job

when a girl has a period on partners face

damn we got so drunk last night i though she was going to give me a flo-job

B job

Blow j

I just gave a b job, it sucked!

pink eye belly button rim job

Rubbing a shit covered pink dildo all over your eyeballs and passionately rimming your belly button with it till climax.

Stop that Jimbo! If you dont keep touching my urethra hole, i'm gonna hit you with the pink eye belly button rim job.

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Snuffle job

When a women attempts to sniff a penis inside of her nose but instead ends up tickling the penis to ejaculation

"Woah man, last night Jenny gave me a snuffle job and I blew a load right up her left nostril"

"Good job Kenny"

Phlegm Job

The act of performing fellatio on your partner whilst being sick, likely with bronchial sputum which assists in lubrication.

“Neither of us wanted to slam, so we opted for a phlegm job instead.”

Good Job Felicia

When someone displays an epic amount of fail they are congratulated with "Good Job Felicia"

"Hey did you bring the beer?"
"Oh, yeah I forgot that."
"Good Job Felicia!"

wrinkle job

When a man's penis is rubbed in and out of someone's wrinkles.

Man that elderly lady gave me a great wrinkle job.