hand-pussy game

a game where you think of terms with "hand" in them such as "hand-eye coordination" that are hilarious when "hand" and "pussy" are synonymous, created when I decided that the words "hand" and "pussy" should be interchangeable

hand eye coordination, hand warmers, hand grenade, lend me a hand, with one hand behind my back, handshake/shake hands

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I am game

See game, response to a question over your willingness to participate. Usually voiced in the contraction form "I'm game"

"Are you ready to boogy 'till you puke tonight?"
"I am game."

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Tie game bitches!

A phrase commonly yelled when a person evens the score of a competitive game. The extends to other situations, and is generally accepted to express getting even with someone. Bitches is always used in the plural, even if talking to a singular person.

For revenge, Tom took a crap on Josh's bed, then yeled TIE GAME BITCHES!

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The Coke Zero Game

A game where you have to jump a car from a ramp to an underground parking lot, kick a ball at about 360mph to break a wall, do some kickups, and play some pinball all just to get into some shitty stadium where the team you're supporting loses. You also get to download a free wallpaper, ringtone and game.

Dude 1 - Hey dude, you wanna go play The Coke Zero Game? Apparently it's wicked awesome.

Dude 2 - Naa, i've played it, and frankly, I'd rather get fucked on by a dead chicken.

Dude 1 - .........

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the best game ever

It's the henry stickmin collection.

The henry stickmin collection is the best game ever.

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Pound Game Approval

What you would call it when a female passes approval and gets your janks in a warm-up session for the Pound Game.

The Pound Game applies to anything of a sexual manner; mainly vaginal intercourse but anal may or may not be applicable in the absence of a marital bond.

Chris - Dude. That girl gets pound game approval.

John - Yeah man... I love your mom. Wait. What?

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The Game (how to win)

By not thinking about not losing the game thus you have created a double negative which means that by thinking about losing the game, you have accomplished the once thought unattainable achievment of winning the game. The object of your game now is to make everyone else lose. And by the way you lost the game.........hahahahahaha

I just thought of losing the game so i won. Hahaahaha what now bitchtits
The game (how to win)

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