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A Luxury Garden Party is a euphemism for sexual encounters that usually occur in open air, outdoor locales and environs and involve a bathtub, shower stall, or hot tub/jacuzzi. Ideally, the textbook luxury garden party will involve a hot tub or jacuzzi during the late spring or summer months in an outside setting, two or more women at least 85% naked and that rate at least 8.5 to a full 10 on the Richter scale, two or more bottles of VSOP, one fruit plate and an hors d'evours platter from your local Publix, Whole Foods, or deli/caterer of your choice.
The best part of my business trip was the wonderful luxury garden party hosted by the two wonderful Korean ladies that were staying in the hotel room next to mine.
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Once you get 6 people its already hell on earth.
Squeaker: YOU FUCKING KILLED ME YOU FUCKING FUCKER! I WILL FUCKING FUCK YOU UP FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY THEY FUCKING STOLE MY FUCKING SHOT FUCKING GUN AND FUCKING KILLED ME AND FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU BITCH
Chad: dude shut the fuck up calm down you're like 10
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ACTUALLY 8 AND MY MOM GAVE ME 10 DOLLARS SO I BOUGHT THIS CHEAP ASS DDOSING PROGRAM I WILL TERMINATE YOUR FUCKING INTERNET AND YOU FUCKING WILL FUCKING NOT FUCKING HAVE FUCKING CONN-FUCKING-NECTION
Chad: ...
Squeaker: THE FUCK IS THAT IM TAKING AWAY YOUR INTERNET FUCKING BITCH
chad: cool
Squeaker: WHY THE FUCK DID IT NOT WORK
chad: because i have a vpn are you dumb
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE-
Squeaker was removed from the party
chad: Xbox Live Parties in a nutshell.
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A two-party cuck is a person who is either voting for Hillary Clinton (Democrat) or Donald Trump (Republican) or someone who tries to coerce/manipulate other people into voting for the Democratic candidate or the Republican candidate telling them that voting for a third-party (Gary Johnson or Jill Stein) is a "wasted vote".
Dylan told me to vote for Hillary Clinton because he thinks voting for Gary Johnson is a "wasted vote", he's such a two-party cuck.
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phrase. used to describe a phenomenon where an engineering undergrad starts swearing at his friends for not pursuing his noble profession of fixing "things". side effects include swearing at names of academic institutions apart from that of his.
Engineer Z literally defined party like an engineer last night and in his post-drunkard state asked friends to sit beside him at a bus stop while he tells a story and proclaims his craving for hokkien mee
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Me shoving my dick in your mouth
It is 10 inches long at the swaggy snuggle party
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The political party that offers fairness, and equality in Australia, and tries to help all Australians, not just he wealthy.
Usually has to clean up the mess the evil Liberal Party has made, as the liberals usually run a state or country into the ground.
How anyone could vote for the liberals is beyond me.
I swear, this country is fucked up, when a man as evil as howard actually wins a 4th term.
What have we become?
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Another name for the fascist hate group known as the Scottish national party this group has a bigot as a leader and wishes to destroy my grand nation (UK) and is so misguided thinks the EU is good
Vote Scottish Nazi Party to end the evil empire of the UK
Normal person: fuck no
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