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Urban Dictionary

A website where a DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP mind like urs go to see random fucked up definition which u already fuckin know. U come here to see porn defintions to help you cum hard and masterbate bcoz u r restricted to watchin porn and u got no bitches. U search up shark to see if it means fucking doggystyle or not when ya already know it means something else. So get ur motherfucking dicks and ur fucked up asshole brains outta here you fucking bastards. Ok im sorry, im kinda fucked up too sayin all this shit, but ya know we kn the same fucking boat ma homies

Random Guy: Hey ya know what does Hotdog mean?
Kid: Yeah its a tasty foo—
Guy: Oh i know ill search up Urban Dictionary
Kid: Wait you don’t know what ho
Guy: *pulls out fake offbrand iPhone*
Guy: Ahh it means a large yellow dick with two balls hanging off it with a huge load in the front.
Kid: Ok, umm—

Triggered Kid: cAlLiNg 911

by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 June 30, 2023


Urban dictionary

A site that used to be fair but now are just like all the other liberal communist outlets filtering out what they want and don’t want on their site according to their beliefs.

Hey did you see the 20 hilarious pages of funny definitions about CNN on urban dictionary ? No man, they all got deleted by the site but kept all the bashing definitions on Fox News. Wow how biased. Yeah such pussies...

by Nuksukow April 12, 2020


Urban Dictionary

A good site until it got bombarded with Trump definitions.

Urban Dictionary 2010: funny definitions
Urban Dictionary now: Tweetopolicy! Trump Wall!

by awesome_kitty July 10, 2018


Urban Dictionary

The website you are on right now.

I am going to go on Urban Dictionary to find out what a microwave is.

by Can’t bother to make a name February 26, 2023


urban dictionary

this app. this website. you're on it now. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THE DEFINITION.

You are looking up this defenition on urban dictionary.

by the132guy March 24, 2024


Urban Dictionary

Where the dick in dictionary means something.

Urban Dictionary

by Dr. Seuss of the Internet April 7, 2014


Urban Dictionary

This website with 99.9% perverts and it makes you super goddamn horny.

I'm bored, time to go on the Urban Dictionary

*3 minutes later*

Wants to watch porn

by BostBro July 12, 2022