What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her
^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!
when society is ran by tits.
or some bullshit henry david thoreau came up with.
wow! why would anyone ever use the word "tit men" in a book about living by a pond!
May 10th send a pic of your tits to anyone.
1: “Oh damn, I really wanna send my tits to anyone”
2: “Why?”
1: “Cause today is the National send tits day”
2👍 1👎
The Day of June 26 You Send Bare Tits To the Person That Sent You This
Hey look it’s National send tits day
When a low budget tow truck driver thinks his man boobs will get him what he needs.
Hernandez , shake those sugar tits!!!!
Tit boner, simply when a tit becomes hard due to the weather or when a women is sexually aroused
Man did you see holly she had a major tit boner last period
When you have a short relationship that only goes to 2nd Base
Her? No. We already broke up. We didnt go all the way though. Tit it and quit it.