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Attempting to selvage a scrap of the good old day and hang on to the one thing that made life worth LIVING!!!
im Putting the old team back together "TEAM GO"
to have either fellatio or intercourse removing feelings of sexual tension
Geeze it feels good to get the spadge monkey off my back.
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When an aspiring singer never makes it as a big star, they move forward in their life making sure they're always in the spotlight; even if it means making people feel bad about themselves.
I don't know why my man's mom is always trying to compete. Always trying to be in the spotlight, like she got back up singer complex or something.
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When someone sticks and electrical cord up someone else's Poopshoot,Cornhole or Asshole and countinues to make the motion of the device even though it is not turned on.
Hey Cletus wanna try the back door power cord up my Corn Hole?
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This means that when you start a conversation with someone, they don’t know when to shut up, and keep going on and on.
You switch on a radio, and it keeps broadcasting until you turn it off.
Guy 1: Man, that brother of yours just doesn’t know when to shut up!
Guy 2: Yeah, I know. He’s like a talk back radio.
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Where somebody does not reply to a text message within 10 mins they are known to have Shitattextingbackites
No, I heard that he has Shit at texting back ites and do not want to catch it from him.
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An event or experience so intense and mind-blowing, that it has the power to peel back the foreskin of an uncut penis.
Brian: Hey, did you see that flash mob hit the 7-11 on Charles?
Bill: Yeah, they trashed the place in like 15 seconds
Brian: I bet that doesn't happen up where you live
Bill: Hell, where I live, it'll peel your cap back just seeing more than 2 people at a store at once
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