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A species native to the planet Yina. In appearence, they resemble lean, tall gorillas, with bright green fur, and large pointed ears.
Unforturnately, most of these extremely intellegent creatures have been taken as slaves.
Perhaps it is a matter of time before the Green Monkeys band together and fight for their rights.
"I took a green monkey into my bed chamber and had my way with him."
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someone who tends to other peoples wishes
"Steve: thanks for being a good butt monkey susan, and putting my coat away"
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A blonde haired female primate that resides at the beach.
Whoa Nelle! I always see the cheese monkey with you on the beach.
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Somebody who come's into your home and destroys your flat surfaces in an attempt to open his imported beers.
"Did that Chode Monkey just try to open a Heineken on your window sill??"
"Dude that Chode Monkey totally just took a chunk off of your end table!"
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1. One who's social skills are evenly compared to those of an autistic savant. sans savant.
2. One who's athletic prowess and general coordination resemble a one-armed, one-legged man trying to compete in an "ass kicking while jump roping" contest.
'sift monkey' usually refers to one who constantly employs both of the above qualities throughout his day-to-day interactions. He appears like a monkey that is very inept in his ability to find gold while sifting through the river.
That sift monkey in high school who was caught in the locker room jacking off, while huffing the girl's gym teacher's granny panties.
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'look at that frumpy monkey!'
'What a frump monkey!'
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A code word for ejaculated siemen, used for young people
Ur sea-monkeys are stuck in my butt crack!!
Ur sea-monkeys are inside me!!
Thats allot of sea-monkeys
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