saying what i see

when you're arguing with someone about how they treat you or how they act so you point that out by "just saying what i see"

Vanessa: "You're always on your phone and you never make time for me."

Joe: "How can you say that? I just spent the whole day with you yesterday."

Vanessa: "Just saying what I see."

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thats what she said

thats what she said can be added on to practically anything

Jim: im bored
Tom: Thats what she said

Jim: this tastes good
Tom:Thats what she said

Jim: this hotdog is larger than most
Tom: thats what she said

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What does math stands for?

Easy!
M - Mental
A - Abuse
T - To
H - Humans
see! easy!

man1: hey i know what does math stands for!
girl: oh yeah? tell me then!
man1: mental abuse to huma-
man2: HE IS DOING THE MENTAL ABUSE TO THE GIRL!

what does math stands for?
never tell someone

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Nathan Whats His Face

Nathan whats his face is a decently cool guy. He enjoys doing crew every single day after school and playing soccor over football for some reason. Thats all.

Nathan whats his face is very short.

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What Color Is Your Toothbrush?

Proposed slang for "what color is your vibrator?"

person 1: Hey what color is your toothbrush?
person 2: pink.

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I smell what you're steppin' in

to express your understanding for another person's thoughts.

Dude #1: I feel bad saying this, but Tim's sister is a total skank.

Dude #2: Yeah, I smell what you're steppin' in. I can't get rid of this aweful rash.

Dude #3: Yeah...wait. WHAT?!

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i said what i said

when u say something shocking or unpopular and a bitch gets caught off guard or surprised

person 1: shawn mendes is hot but his music succs
person 2: huh?!
person 1: i said what i said

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